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My girlfriend says I’m not allowed to look out the window

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Because there are other women out there

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And women are a red rag to me

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My downfall, my eternal curse

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But let’s take things one at a time

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If I go for a walk, for example

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And see a lady, then it’ll happen again

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One moment completely normal, but within seconds

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I mutate into an amoeba, my brain disappears and...

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I’m about to lose my heart again already

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I’m a man, it can happen again any time

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I’m about to lose my heart again already

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If there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s ignore reality.

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Up to ten times a day the same symptoms

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Pulse races, hands tremble and I get powered up

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And then I have to wait again until the wounds heal

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I am completely perforated by Cupid’s arrows

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And that’s why I think,

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"think"

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“Better for me to suffer indoors

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Than for me to get incredibly embarrassed outside again."

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My house-arrest can be excused because

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It’s better this way for all involved.

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I’m about to lose my heart again already;

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I think I’ll give a stapler a try.

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I can’t understand myself:

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I find all women gorgeous

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And I can do nothing, nothing, nothing,

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absolutely nothing,

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Nothing about it!

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I can’t even claim that I am drunk –

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Do I need to wear blinders? Have I sunk that low?

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I wish I were immune to all pheromones!

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I’m about to lose my heart again already;

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No dodging: targeting, aiming, triumph!

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I’m about to lose my heart again already

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Am I gonna spend my whole life in puberty, then?

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Wuh-oh, please don’t be angry with me,

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Wuh-oh, I’m polyamorous

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I’m about to lose my heart yet again,

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Because we men live only for love.