1 00:00:00,950 --> 00:00:03,150 TV production company VID presents 2 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:06,500 Timing/Translation/Typesetting - vivan Editing - Radical Yue Special Thanks - Bill Ein, Ministrel 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:09,250 Why are you sitting there? Looking into a black screen? 4 00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:11,100 Waiting for a picture? 5 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:58,150 The one who visits friends at dawn is wiser than the rest! 6 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:01,900 It's known so well, taram-param, such timing is the best! 7 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,500 Such timing is the best! 8 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:22,760 Make love, not war 9 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,700 Look at the birdie. 10 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,540 Get ready to perform gymnastic exercises! 11 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:50,650 One, two, three, four... 12 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,620 Straight! Keep straight! 13 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,340 Finish walking. 14 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:31,850 Did I ever tell you... 15 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:35,330 The definition of insanity? 16 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,680 M-m-m-m... 17 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:47,940 Eighth-form girl 18 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:52,080 M-m-m-m... 19 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,470 Eighth-form girl 20 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,300 Ivan, what weed?! 21 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,740 Drink vodka! VODKA! 22 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:08,520 Yesterday we smoked three joints. 23 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,080 We got so high! 24 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,960 I love you... 25 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,270 Lena! 26 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,420 Oh, how much to leave? 27 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,150 Honey, spend everything! 28 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:25,470 Don't worry, we're in another commercial! 29 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,620 People are talking 30 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:42,270 No. No more hard drinking for me. 31 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:10,860 Go to sleep, goddammit! 32 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,280 Both parents and children, and all dogs in the world 33 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,780 love to feast on this, the most delicious on the planet! 34 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:29,340 Eating meat is interesting, tasty and good for health! 35 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,430 To get the meat, you need to kill the wench. 36 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:37,850 Here's a mould drink I have made! 37 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:39,960 Take a gulp, don't be afraid! 38 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,970 It will help you to forget! 39 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:44,680 All the cares of life, I bet! 40 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,680 Though it's out of the way, 41 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,000 it will cool you anyway! 42 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:52,440 You'll be healthy by tomorrow, 43 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,970 if you do not die today... 44 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:12,760 Once upon a time, an unusual baby was born on the moon. 45 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,650 "I was born!" 46 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:16,630 And it happened that he came to Earth 47 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,960 where he found a lot of new friends. 48 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:19,830 "Hello!" 49 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,050 This piece is a masterpiece! 50 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,650 It has everything to be perfect! 51 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:10,250 A very popular music track! 52 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,880 No completely unnecessary humor! 53 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,490 Him => 54 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:15,050 And... 55 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,920 Nothing extra! 56 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,370 Okay! Guys, stop! 57 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:31,270 We've fulfilled our pay! 58 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,880 Come on, let's indulge in hot passion! 59 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,950 It's not March and I'm not a cat 60 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,180 Ah, well! Then please return my gifts! 61 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,620 And who will return my virginity?! 62 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,750 Oh, my serious son reads such magazines? 63 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,350 It's normal for his age... yeah. 64 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,830 I beat all the men 65 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:30,330 Second is now disabled, the third I've killed 66 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,600 Fourth fell from the balcony 67 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:36,340 And first can not remember anything for a long time 68 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:39,040 But my fifth is not the same 69 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,240 He laughs when he is beaten 70 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,240 Yesterday I beat him with pan 71 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:48,380 Futile 72 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:54,690 And I beat, I beat him with a shovel and broom 73 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:57,620 He was pleased by this 74 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:00,560 And he laughs at me 75 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,860 The Best Action Movie 76 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,270 The choppa! 77 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,010 Must see! 78 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,570 Chances... almost one hundred percent to win in the frame. 79 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:05,990 Carter refused to attack, at all... 80 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:32,720 Sup! 81 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,850 First vid was sent by... 82 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:37,320 And at first it looks like a default video about roller coaster fears. 83 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,560 I'll make a complaint to ANBU against you! 84 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,460 Damn you all to Orochimaru's heck! 85 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:42,760 But when she goes down, the vid becomes just as awesome as my mask! 86 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,570 Yes woman, world is full of scary things. 87 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:55,570 So go back to the kitchen! 88 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:58,440 And there you can listen to your K-pop that plays in background. 89 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,740 If you look at Whiskas from a cat perspective... 90 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,770 you'll understand why she loves it so much. 91 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:34,850 Each piece of Whiskas contains 80% of meat ingredients. 92 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,390 Whiskas. Cats knows where the delicious meat is. 93 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:05,240 Whiskas. Cats knows where the delicious meat is. 94 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:16,690 What is it?! 95 00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:17,860 You'd better get down here! 96 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,930 I am with a very important client. 97 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,790 It looks like we've got another schizoid embolism! 98 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,660 I'll be right back. 99 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:27,370 Ru.Comix 3 project jury 100 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,910 Everything will be fine 101 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:39,710 Oh, what a man... 102 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:43,650 I want you to have my son! 103 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,640 Cursed be the day when I sat behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner! 104 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:20,790 In this club I'm not alone, with me my friend amphetamine 105 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:24,590 In this club I'm not alone, with me my friend amphetamine 106 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:28,330 Glikodin and Tusin, we are partyin', partyin', partyin' 107 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,200 Glikodin and Tusin... 108 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,200 If it isn't hardcore, we won't buy it. 109 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,510 I'm a rainy little cloud, and not at all a bear! 110 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,210 How sweet to be a cloud, floating anywhere! 111 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:54,250 girls in army 112 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:58,260 how to spend the weekend 113 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:01,760 overused is 114 00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:05,730 russian tourists 115 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,270 chinese pornotoons 116 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:13,240 how to meet a girl 117 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,580 answers on all occasions 118 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,380 Yandex. Anything can be found. 119 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,020 Do you want me to kick him? 120 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,890 He will turn... purple... 121 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,890 speckled! 122 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,860 Hare? 123 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,360 Hare... Hare! 124 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:13,530 And you? 125 00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,630 And I'm a wolf. 126 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:15,870 Hare! 127 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:16,470 Wolf! 128 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,200 Hare! 129 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:17,840 Wolf! 130 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,700 Hare! 131 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:20,840 Woooolf! 132 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:23,510 Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! 133 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,040 Help me! Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! 134 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,210 Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! Hare! Wolf! 135 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:35,990 After every meal acid-base balance in the mouth is disturbed, 136 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,760 which increases the risk of cavities. 137 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,790 So chew Orbit! 138 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,230 For beautiful and healthy teeth 139 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,470 chew Orbit after each meal. 140 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,440 Orbit! The tastiest protection against dental cavities. 141 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,440 Golden cup, golden~ 142 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,940 Filling with tea flavor! 143 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,880 The house in which happiness dwells! 144 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,150 Golden cup, golden~ 145 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,120 And who are you?! Come on, goodbye. 146 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,930 All thoughts are about you 147 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:16,600 All the tears are about you 148 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,130 All the songs are for you 149 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,970 Until the last day 150 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,200 You need to sit silent! 151 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,300 Enough singing! 152 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,280 Main systems online... 153 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,280 Suit is ready to go... 154 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,250 Intercepting transmission... 155 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,920 Cloak engaged... 156 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:45,160 Avoid detection and plan your actions in advance... 157 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,660 Enemy is able to detect you even in a cloak mode... 158 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,200 Processing extraneous tissue... 159 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,930 Assimilating biocode... 160 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,840 EMP shutdown, all systems impaired... 161 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,970 Survival mode engaged... 162 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,220 Girls, how much I missed you! 163 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,890 And we have a surprise for you! 164 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,190 We have two lines! 165 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,700 Big deal, I have three. 166 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,770 I advise you to think again 167 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:04,900 I hope you have two lines for two?.. 168 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,970 Be a man, goddammit! 169 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,650 What are you doing?.. 170 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:52,950 It was a fly. 171 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,220 Right. Hit flies away. 172 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:13,140 Wow! New Colgate 360 Deep Cleaning. 173 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,340 Look, bristles with refined tips! 174 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:15,710 And? 175 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,880 So thin! It cleans not only teeth. 176 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,210 Hm!? 177 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:20,980 You know, 80% of bacteria does not accumulate on teeth! 178 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,530 Colgate. Dentist's recommendation. 179 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,780 What we're going to do? 180 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:00,990 We'll go like this. 181 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:01,850 Like this? 182 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,560 We'll get spotted! 183 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:04,660 Like this 184 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,690 Let them think that we are athletes. 185 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,360 Follow me! 186 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,870 We have tails-revolvers, 187 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,980 and pursue a course by wind 188 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,650 And in flak jackets 189 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,850 We hide our feelings 190 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,480 And Glukoza girls are 191 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,850 Cool girls 192 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:36,320 We will hide love in boxes 193 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,690 And will bomb the deceivers 194 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,230 Cosa Nostra... 195 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:07,220 Don't cry. 196 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,560 I'm not crying! 197 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,820 Don't cry like this. 198 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:20,130 We ought to think of what we will do with you 199 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,800 Let's get married! 200 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,550 Here's your coffee, sir. 201 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,550 You spit in this? 202 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:36,720 I didn't spit in it, sir. 203 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,380 Any boogers in it? 204 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,390 There's no boogers in it, sir. 205 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,790 Does your daddy know that you gave a nigger his coffee? 206 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,260 It would kill him, wouldn't it? 207 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:47,860 There's no boogers in it, sir. 208 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:48,690 Then taste it! 209 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,800 Taste the booger flavor! I know it's in there! 210 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:54,270 It’s all good, sir. 211 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,570 No, it ain't all good! 212 00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,400 You da man, sir. 213 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,300 No, you da man and that's the problem!