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A toast

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Establishing me as a wealthy successful protagonist

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Who is handsome

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Murmer of agreement.

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Friendly concern that something may be missing from your life.

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Confidence that nothing is missing in my life.

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Interrupted statement about...
Reassurance that my good fortune will not waiver.

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Introduction of character suffering from the most topical disability of the present year,

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said retard is now under your custody.

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My catch phrase.

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Frustration with these new circumstances.

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Admiration at your seeming selflessness.

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Interest in your bold rejection of social norms

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as evidenced by your dyed hair.

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My name.

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My name.

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Catch phrase.

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Relief at having found meaning in my life.

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Friendly concern that a string

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of heightened and seemingly unrelated plots, may now arise.

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Dude.

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Differences are surfacing between us.

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Accusations about your sexuality.

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Suspicion that a character once thought trustworthy,

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may not be trustworthy.

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Also, I've got to use tough love

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to help this Latin American teenager believe in himself.

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Also, I must prove innocent,

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this incredibly humble human male.

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Also, I've decided to fight with the Native American metaphor,

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against the American military metaphor.

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Leave female's name!

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Naive yet inspiring statement...

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...then the music gets hopeful.

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Specific outlining of your major character flaws!

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Over-reaction.

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Friendly black optimistic advice.

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Passionate plea!

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Whispered repetition.

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This scene doesn't make it to the final cut of the movie.

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Inspiring final lines of a speech,

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that douchebags will quote in their facebook profiles!

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Cheers.

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Explicitly stating the moral of the story,

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and awkwardly working in...

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...the movie title.

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Oh, catchphrase!

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Laugh, laugh, laugh. laugh

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It's not going to be an entirely dramatic film,

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because we laugh there.