Welcome to Sword Art Online
Sword Art Online is the greatest game ever!
This is the Greatest Game EVER!
You are now all trapped
until someone completes a hundred floors.
Fuck
Haha, most of you are actually guys
Oh, if you die here you die in real life
YOU, come with me
I need a comedic sidekick!
Actually I think I could be an interesting character
audience would like to see more...
SHADDUP Klein audience would like to see more...
SHADDUP Klein
come back when you're a main character!
2 Months have passed
and 2,000 people have died
Too many people have died
So your only objective of this raid is
DON'T DIE
Oh God I'm dyiiing
Drink the potion
This is it
I can tell this is The End
Drink the GODDAMN potion!
Just tell my family I love them
WILL U JUST DRINK THE POTION ALREADY?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK THE POTION?!
Screw it! I'll do it myself.
OH MY GAWD I WANT HIS BABIES!!!
Who the hell is he?
I'm the Black Swordsman
No you're fuckin not
How the hell did he get so Overpowered?!
I'm not Overpowered!
Now I just need to find my generic love interest!
Are you the right one?
I guess I could
Are you the right one?
I'm like 12!
Are u the right one?
I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a condom factory!
How 'bout you, Tits McGee?
It's not like I like you or anything, you idiot, baka!
Perfect
Hi
HI!
Wanna get married?
OK
Wanna have sex?
OK
Does this mean we can have children now?
GAWD I hope not
Kirito! look what I found
You've gotta be fuckin kidding me
Can we keep it?
NO
BUT I want ooone
-Pleeeeeeeeaaase! - NO!
I'm not having sex with you for a month!
Fine! If you promise to feed it properly and take it for walks.
Are you my mama and papa?
- YES! - NO!
Can we just go back to showing me being Overpowered?
Oh so apparently I can dual-wield now!
- Hey how is that fair? - SHAHDUP Klein
Come back when you're a Main Character!
Now NO-ONE can beat me at this game!
Imma let you finish, Kirito,
but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME!
You wanna go? Fight me on your own bro!
Fuck!
Heathcliff WIN!
Hacks! I call hacks!
- What? - You're Kayaba Akihiko aren't you?
What are you talking about?
Obviously no-one else can beat me at this game!
I commend you for figuring out the truth Obviously no-one else can beat me at this game!
I commend you for figuring out the truth
Now fight me!
Oh shit seriously? I was just talking out of my ass!
Ooopsy Daisy
Asuna! Why?!
Because that's the only useful thing I'm ever gonna do
I'm still gonna die you stupid bitch!
Now you die
- You are dead - Hacks mode on!
What? This doesn't even make sense - You are dead - Hacks mode on!
What? This doesn't even make sense
gg no re
Congratulations on beating the game
So, how come you wanted to trap thousands of people in this game?
Pfff. I dunno.
Seems legit.
I'm gonna blow you so hard when we get out of here!
OK
WAKE UP BITCH U OWE ME A BJ!!!
I'm afraid she's not going to wake up...
Who are you?
I'm the new bad guy of this arc who's going to marry this girl!
Alright Pedo McGreatface, have fun getting dead first for the rest of your life
Hi I'm Incest!
Sorry Incest I'm not really interested right now
What am I supposed to do now?
Have you heard? There's a new RPG out
Now's not the time for games
I have to figure out a way to save Asuna
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY?
I'm so fucking on this!
What about saving Asuna?
Saving who?
You have black hair and you're really good at video games!
Just like my brother!
You have very big breasts,
Just like my sister!
Did I ever tell you I was in love with my brother?
Wow It'd sure suck if I was your brother!
YOU'RE MY BROTHER?
I'M YOUR BROTHER?!
Fuck!
I can't believe I fell in love with my brother!
Sugu wait!
You still might have a chance with me!
I'm instantly over it
Let's play more Video Games
This final boss is impossible to beat!
Hah, who the hell do you think I am?
I'm Kirito
Alright well I guess 2nd time's a charm
This time with the power of friendship!
I'm actually just a pointless character
Alright I'm through, now to get you out!
How do you plan to get us out?
By ripping off Berserk
Griffiiiiittthhh!
Oh you're here again
Wait, how are you even here?
Pff, I don't know
Seems legit
Hacks mode on!
What?
How?
Kayaba
KAYABAAA!
FINAL BATTLE
So this is it
I've saved my girl,
defeated the bad guy
and escaped the game after living 2 years of a torturous life in it
I guess there's only one more thing to do
Play Sword Art Online again!
Yeah!