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Welcome to Sword Art Online

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Sword Art Online is the greatest game ever!

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This is the Greatest Game EVER!

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You are now all trapped

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until someone completes a hundred floors.

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Fuck

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Haha, most of you are actually guys

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Oh, if you die here you die in real life

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YOU, come with me

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I need a comedic sidekick!

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Actually I think I could be an interesting character

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audience would like to see more...

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SHADDUP Klein
audience would like to see more...

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SHADDUP Klein

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come back when you're a main character!

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2 Months have passed

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and 2,000 people have died

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Too many people have died

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So your only objective of this raid is

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DON'T DIE

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Oh God I'm dyiiing

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Drink the potion

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This is it

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I can tell this is The End

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Drink the GODDAMN potion!

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Just tell my family I love them

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WILL U JUST DRINK THE POTION ALREADY?!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK THE POTION?!

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Screw it!
I'll do it myself.

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OH MY GAWD I WANT HIS BABIES!!!

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Who the hell is he?

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I'm the Black Swordsman

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No you're fuckin not

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How the hell did he get so Overpowered?!

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I'm not Overpowered!

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Now I just need to find
my generic love interest!

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Are you the right one?

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I guess I could

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Are you the right one?

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I'm like 12!

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Are u the right one?

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I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a condom factory!

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How 'bout you, Tits McGee?

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It's not like I like you or anything,
you idiot, baka!

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Perfect

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Hi

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HI!

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Wanna get married?

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OK

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Wanna have sex?

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OK

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Does this mean we can have children now?

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GAWD I hope not

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Kirito! look what I found

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You've gotta be fuckin kidding me

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Can we keep it?

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NO

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BUT I want ooone

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-Pleeeeeeeeaaase!
- NO!

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I'm not having sex with you for a month!

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Fine! If you promise to feed it properly
and take it for walks.

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Are you my mama and papa?

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- YES!
- NO!

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Can we just go back 
to showing me being Overpowered?

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Oh so apparently I can dual-wield now!

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- Hey how is that fair?
- SHAHDUP Klein

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Come back when you're a Main Character!

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Now NO-ONE can beat me at this game!

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Imma let you finish, Kirito,

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but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME!

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You wanna go? 
Fight me on your own bro!

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Fuck!

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Heathcliff WIN!

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Hacks!
 I call hacks!

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- What?
- You're Kayaba Akihiko aren't you?

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What are you talking about?

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Obviously no-one else can beat me at this game!

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I commend you for figuring out the truth
Obviously no-one else can beat me at this game!

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I commend you for figuring out the truth

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Now fight me!

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Oh shit seriously?
 I was just talking out of my ass!

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Ooopsy Daisy

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Asuna! Why?!

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Because that's the only useful thing I'm ever gonna do

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I'm still gonna die you stupid bitch!

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Now you die

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- You are dead
- Hacks mode on!

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What?
This doesn't even make sense
- You are dead
- Hacks mode on!

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What?
This doesn't even make sense

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gg no re

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Congratulations on beating the game

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So, how come you wanted to trap 
thousands of people in this game?

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Pfff. I dunno.

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Seems legit.

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I'm gonna blow you so hard when we get out of here!

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OK

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WAKE UP BITCH U OWE ME A BJ!!!

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I'm afraid she's not going to wake up...

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Who are you?

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I'm the new bad guy of this arc
who's going to marry this girl!

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Alright Pedo McGreatface, 
have fun getting dead first for the rest of your life

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Hi I'm Incest!

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Sorry Incest I'm not really interested right now

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What am I supposed to do now?

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Have you heard?
There's a new RPG out

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Now's not the time for games

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I have to figure out a way to save Asuna

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HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY?

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I'm so fucking on this!

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What about saving Asuna?

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Saving who?

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You have black hair and
you're really good at video games!

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Just like my brother!

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You have very big breasts,

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Just like my sister!

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Did I ever tell you I was in love with my brother?

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Wow It'd sure suck if I was your brother!

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YOU'RE MY BROTHER?

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I'M YOUR BROTHER?!

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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I can't believe I fell in love with my brother!

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Sugu wait!

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You still might have a chance with me!

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I'm instantly over it

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Let's play more Video Games

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This final boss is impossible to beat!

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Hah, who the hell do you think I am?

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I'm Kirito

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Alright well I guess 2nd time's a charm

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This time with the power of friendship!

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I'm actually just a pointless character

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Alright I'm through, now to get you out!

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How do you plan to get us out?

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By ripping off Berserk

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Griffiiiiittthhh!

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Oh you're here again

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Wait, how are you even here?

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Pff, I don't know

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Seems legit

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Hacks mode on!

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What?

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What?

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How?

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Kayaba

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KAYABAAA!

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FINAL BATTLE

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So this is it

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I've saved my girl,

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defeated the bad guy

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and escaped the game after
living 2 years of a torturous life in it

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I guess there's only one more thing to do

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Play Sword Art Online again!

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Yeah!