Timing by Turbo (с) 2006 [http://amvnews.ru]
And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Rod...
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
Yeah, but...
OVER!!!
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Nicky, please! I am trying to read....
What?!
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Ah, Nicky!
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
YEAR AFTER YEAR
Nicky!
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME
Argh!
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
What?
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
I would?
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?
Nicky, that's GROSS!
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
I am not listening!
AND HERE I'D STAY,
La la la la la!
BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY.
Aaaah!
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
I AM NOT GAY!
If you were gay.
Argh!