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English subtitles by vivan
Translation & timing: vivan
Editor: Zarxrax
Special thanks: Bill Ein, Turbo
English subtitles by vivan
Hello
My name... is Andy
And I would like to thank you... for coming to my film
It could be better... You know...
But...
It turned out to be so stupid...
Awful...
Even I don't like it
That's why...
I decided to cut... all the nonsense
And now film... It is much shorter
Actually...
This is... already the end
Thank you very much
I'm not kidding
Goodbye
Go away
Deadline(s)
Wait for a minute!
Please slow down, I'm taking notes
Nagi, Ru.CoMix 2 starts
Naughty girls
2
Left, left, left ear
Right, right ear
Left
Right, right ear
Left
Right ear
Left
Right
Center, center
Left, right ear
Stereo
Score
Before I was...
Now I'm with Gena
He is extraordinary
He is the best crocodile in the world
Rolling, rolling in the district
We (yo) rolling in the district
Rolling and looking around
And tuner tries to catch some waves
- Hello, you're taking requests on this program?
- Yes
- I want to listen to "Ships"
- What's "Ships"?
- Seryoga's new song
- Not in the database
- Not in the database? So... Let's Timati and... and... DJ Dlee
This is television, right?
Is this a section about ghosts life?
Yes?
Yes
You know, a fascinating ghost flew to me
Come quickly
I want to tell the world about it
If for a long long time
If for a long time on a footpath
If for a long time on a road
Stomping, riding and running
One
Two
T-three
Four
A lot
Buns!
Hell buns
What is the song in the beginning?
Oksana's has a metallurgist
Mountain of coil
Svetlana has a dramaturge
Theater forever
Maria has an American
Very sexy boy
Natasha has an Italian
Amore more more
Have I chosen the right one?
He prefers boys!
Mom, I'm not guilty, I'm not guilty
That I remained only one who is not married
Since we are having this discussion, I am sorry
But let's take your brows
What about my brows?
They are just indecent...
If your brows are so thick you have to do something
And what can be done about them?
You have to pluck them. Thin out
With what?
For example, with a drawing pen
Without any special expenses
This moonshine was created
And it brings income, my friends
Incidentally... for the whole year round
Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
Do you have a problem?
Ku Klux Klan is in your backyard?
We have
A solution
New 30-mm wunderwafel
klan
Blonde
is not
included
Original solution
of domestic problems
Next we have news, that as usual would be introduced by Aleksey
And right after would be a life story of singer Al Bano
What did you just say?
I have announced the news
Yes, you have announced it. And what's left for me?
I'm just a prop, right?
Two hours for making up, dressing, going to studio... And you said everything.
But, but, but, alright...
Than say something
What? You have said everything
Well, I don't know, announce something
Announce that the next station is Novokuznetskaya
Caution, the doors are about to close. The next station is...
Are you kidding me or what?
So listen to the news, while we are dealing with it
Well, what do you want?
Stop it!
Don't touch me! Ouch!
Medvedev: Russia has several advantages in field of nanotechnology
This, speaking at the opening of the Second International Forum on Nanotechonology, said President Dmitry Medvedev
Nanotechnology International Forum
I'm doing special street magic
Just wait a second
And so what?
What the?
Stroking side with the cheek
Bending pits and hills
Your endless body
Sleeping anaconda lies
Lily, lily, lily, lily
Lily, lily, anaconda
Two mouse clicks, nervously, in a hurry
Remove cellulite even more? Yes, slightly
That's not too much?
Is it possible to do so? Possible
And is it fashionable? Fashionable
Unbelievable!
For your money as you wish
Remember me young and beautiful
Goodbye cellulite, goodbye
Hello photoshop, hello
That's right. More
That's right. Nice
That's right. More
That's right. Nice
We were writing We were writing
Our fingers have tired
We will have a little rest
And then start writing again
He is a typical moron, lunatic
Monky D. Lufy - just a passerby
Look at his eyes
Mad sick man
Look at his face
Sick man
Schizoid, look
Any psychiatrist will tell - he is mad
Throw him away, why are you still standing here, Oleg?
And shoot him there in the hallway
This is going to be fun
Yes... Love
An incredible feeling
Anyone causes affection, sympathetic
And the real love...
Don't relax!
When watching Ru.comix 2...
Office
I don't wanna see any of you bitches sitting around on your asses, all right?!
What the fuck you...
Hello
Black birds are flying over the city
Birds are able to kill gods by hunger
Come on
Come on!
Come on!!!
Uplift spears, destroy shields!
Day of slashing, day of glory!
Ahead to the meeting of the dawn!
To death!
Death!
What is the song in the beginning?
She will not come
She was torn apart by dogs
Skinheads hammered her with armature
Now I'll be instead of her
I will - I'm from a stronger dough
I deserve to occupy this place
I'm doing much better
This thing is worthless
Like my Palestinian alarm clock
Allahu Akbar!
Stereo morning!
We can depict any film using a single facial expression
Really?
Yeah
Home alone
Scream
Rambo
Rocky
Stereo morning!
Dentistry
Next DMC
E-e-eh, and who listens to such music?
Music for mindless thugs, do not pay attention
Here it is
Gotcha
When it comes to survival there is no place for sentiments
What a fuck is this?
I am the coolest MC in the glamor party
Come on come on DJ, make louder my lyrics
In an interview, I was once asked:
Please tell me, in what style do you play?
Well, I thought for a moment and said:
R'n'B!!!
R'n'B!
We play R'n'B!
U.S.B. is here
Everyone is here
Nikita, Stas, Gena, Turbo
And Dusha Metelkin
Healthy, strong boy he was
Until he was hit by Sapsan
Who downloaded this hellish game?
Why have you installed it?!
Alright, I'll delete it
My heart isn't asleep
Heart is singing
Heart is waiting for you, you, you, you!
Ranetki
If you want to eat me
Please do it faster
To prevent staling of my flesh
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