Timing - Dhampir
Alright everyone
Get you’re your places so we can get this over with and out of here!
Ok, is the first act ready to go?
Yes? Ok then let’s roll… ACTION!
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will,
But what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny
CUT!
You call that Horror!
I call it horrible…
Next!
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything that you need to enjoy
Cut! Damn allright…
Village People! Didn’t they go out in the 60s!
Next!
Au my ears!
Cut!
Much better!
Next!
Cut!
Beauty and the Beast all over again!
Next!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Cut, cut!
This is an audition for a Anime Con,
Not a Naturo Trek Con
Next!
What?
What do you mean that’s it?
We got to choose from that sorry lot!
Auuu, ok people, we'll be back in a minute…
Ok, ok...
I guess we’ll take the singing Totoro!
But Boss...there was no singing Totoro.
Ah, details, details