In a world, where hope is just a four-letter word
...and where blanket is a seven-letter word
...and where pumpernickel is a...
You see, if you use just the right amount of wig tape
you can't even tell it's a toupee
Uh-huh, that's fantastic
Oh, greetings, friend. How's our project coming?
Look, we have to talk about this announcer you hired.
One man with a purpose, and another one man
А renegade cop out for blood.
So, what's a problem?
It's this voiceover guy, he's just so...
So...
Revolutionary?
But...did..no!
Just no! He..he's horrible!
And he refuses to read the actual script.
He was a dance instructor
She was a Peruvian prostitute
Brought together by fate, united by passion
Oh, come on now. He add that special flare to the project
The sense of urgency
Of personality
A soul!
Yeah, but his soul is crap!
And I think he's the one slashing my tyres.
When the lights go down, your time is up
Permanently!
Ok
Fine
You don't like him
Why don't you find somebody better?
In fact, why don't just raise Don La Fontaine form the dead with your necrotic power?
Oh, wait
Are you a necromancer, Mr. Smiley Pants?
Look, I'm just saying...
Are you a necromancer?!
No
Then shut up and drink your tea
...and goat vomit
What?
Nothing
This summer
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
How am I supposed to work with this?
I wish I was back on the phone
So, what do you think about all this?
The announcer
He touched me about bliss
What?
Not really
Ok, you know what? You're not allowed to be in here anymore
Oh, that reminds me. You're fat...
One man, one desire, one chance for redemption
Several chase sequences and two intermissions
Donald Billingsly as Captain Ornal Brightymore
Jason McAnthony as Jeepy-Jumpy-Doo
And Abygale Nextreedy as the Peruvian prostitute
But that's not my name!
And I'm not a prostitute!
Mary Mandalene as a dirty filthy prostitute with loose morals and an even looser...
Get out of the booth!
Timing: Sumasan